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I was in a pet store today. While I was looking at the cute puppies, someone beside me said 'poodle' with perfect enunciation, so I paid him a little attention.

First off, get this. A big guy, bald. Macho? Maybe.

Then, to the dog that he had on leash. Shih Tzu. (In case you have no idea, it's a tiny dog.) Well, that's his preference.

was going to walk off, but something caught my eye. Man, it's not just any Shih Tzu. It's a Shih Tzu on DIAPER.

Yea, I know, like what the ... ...